Klingophobia

Um, I'm a live and let live kind of person most of the time. Hell, Jen and I had a whole bunch of jugglers at our wedding, so I am not one to talk. Yet, seeing as we are living in a time and place that views the very idea of same-sex marriage is synonymous with the fall of western civilization, I offer the following indication that it will be difficult to fall off the floor.
Maybe my klingophopia is a result of my deeply repressed feelings for Klingons?